Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Quotes Showing all 117 items Jordan Belfort : Let me tell you something. Yeah. You just made love to me. This is the greatest company in the world! And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by?, If you want to be rich, never give up. Yeah! Jordan Belfort: Jordan, this is how it's gonna go. The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. Nicholas the Butler: Hi, how you doing? It is no matter. Are you behind on you credit card bills? That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life! Benihanna, Beni fucking hanna. Oh my God! Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, you're gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: it doesnt exist. That's right, out of all the Swiss bankers in Miami, it had to be him! On my Dad's side. The Wolf of Wall Street is a 2013 American biographical crime black comedy film directed by Martin Scorsese and written by Terence Winter, based on the 2007 memoir of the same name by Jordan Belfort. Leave your emotions at the door. Jordan Belfort, The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant achieve it. Jordan Belfort, 97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didnt. Jordan Belfort, Hard work beats talent. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Mayday! Right, right. Patrick Denham: The Wolf of Wall Street streaming: where to watch online? What is that supposed to mean, you want a divorce? 40 Alfred Adler Quotes That Will Make You Reflect. Right! Come for me, baby. They even had an accounting term for it: It was called T and E, which stood for Travel and Entertainment. There's no nobility in poverty. It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7. Oh my God! Huh? All right, get the fuck off my boat. After all, what was there to say? I didn't even want to bring it up. Donnie Azoff: I want to. I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay? All the sudden I - one week - nobody had anything down there any more. Donnie Azoff: Not to mention countless dollars. And I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America! Fuck you! Jordan Belfort: What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? It was a hefty sum, $5 million, and in truth it had little to do with setting them up. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! Let me get that right. [stands up tall, smiling] Maybe sell the house. Holy fuck, you did just say that. Brad: Great. Jordan Belfort: There were more over here. Put the fucking car in the park, you dumb fucking idiot! When you do something, you might fail. I'm going to hell, Jordan! Donnie Azoff: Of course, after the bachelor party, me, the Duke, needed a few penicillin shots so he could safely consummate the marriage. Jordan Belfort: Some little hooker you were fucking last night? 15 Outrageous Scenes In Martin Scorsese's 'Wolf Of Wall Street' We Can't Wait To See. And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a grand slam home run. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort: You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back, requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. God damn it! Jordan Belfort: So I, you know, used the cousin thing as like like an in with her. Naomi Lapaglia: Bald as as China doll. Donnie Azoff: I don't understand. Bears. 25 grand to the first cocksucker to nail the bulls-eye! It had nothing to fucking do with me. It's flooded! It's like lasers. Jordan Belfort: When we arrived to prison, I was absolutely terrified. My killers, my killers who will not take no for an answer. Listen to me, if you piss up the SEC's leg, you end up with your tits in a wringer. Trust me, okay? Jordan Belfort: I have some really, really great news. Jordan Belfort: It's a whazy. Naomi Lapaglia: No one's gonna fucking die! Jordan Belfort: This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi! No, everything's fine. Guys with sales experience. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? And it wasn't just about the sex either. Look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. Eventually Ben married her, which was pretty amazing, considering she blew every single guy in the office. Drama, Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Martin Scorsese 's The Wolf of Wall Street is a darkly comedic portrayal of unrestrained Wall Street hedonism and greed that ranks among the maestro's greatest works of the last decade. Jordan Belfort: The movie also features the "One of Us" chant, which is a reference to the 1930s horror movie Freaks. Some stuff about running drugs with Rocky Aoki, you know, the founder of Benihana? His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? I dont even listen to it half the time. Jordan Belfort, Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. Jordan Belfort: Theyre called telephones. Jordan Belfort: Jean Jacques Saurel: Are you out of your fucking mind? We don't start dialing at 9:30, because our clients are already answering the phone! Brad: That's why we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves on being the best. Its a place for killers. Jordan Belfort: You're doing fucking drugs right now? $26,000 for one fucking dinner! A former model and Miller Lite girl. Donnie Azoff: Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles. Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, Act as if! Except for that one time. You be ferocious! Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest, picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent, Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl, Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back, Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it. [Sees Jordan snorting cocaine] If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, I will personally give you a blowjob for free. . Jordan Belfort, Theyre gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. I haven't eaten all day. Mark Hanna: Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by . I mean like, you married your cousin or some stupid shit. Jordan Belfort: [Naomi slaps Jordan and he slaps her back]. Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! I don't care whose birthday it is. Jordan Belfort: So It's Wolf of Wall Street, But for Learning How to Pick Up Girls Stevie Emerson 1.22M subscribers 1.6M views 2 years ago WATCH BLOOPERS FOR EVERY VIDEO. And you wanna know what I was just thinking too? Nicholas the Butler: ~ Jordan Belfort. It was the sort of silence shared by two people who're comfortable enough not to force a conversation ahead of its logical progression. I am a master diver, you hear that? You know what I mean? No. Get the ludes downstairs! Do you jerk off? Get those fucking ludes! Alden Kupferberg: It was obscene, in the normal world. How about that, faggot? I'll do four grand. And they're all shaved too. The Cerebral Palsy phase. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. She designs women's panties too? Yeah. Brad: After they left I checked the apartment. Jordan Belfort: Like, Run free! You know? Donnie Azoff, There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. The Quaalude, or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor - that's dots, not feathers - as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. If I can be of any help to you on your journey I'll do my best. If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. I just, I had a minute and I Donnie Azoff: GET OFF THE PHONE! I'm not ashamed to admit it. [holding his child] I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price then sold those shares right back to our friends. Jordan Belfort: It took 90 minutes for these fuckers to kick in but once they did, *pow. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit, you know? Jordan Belfort, On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Its not on the elemental chart. Naomi Lapaglia: It is no matter. So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Patrick Denham: My Aunt Emma. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Bo Dietl: So in that sense youre lucky Im not the one who does the hiring around here., contrary to previous assumptions, young men and women who possess the collective social graces of a herd of sex-crazed water buffalo and have an intelligence quotient in the range of Forrest Gump on three hits of acid, can be taught to sound like Wall Street wizards, as long as you write every last word down for them and then keep drilling it into their heads again and againevery day, twice a dayfor a year straight., I laughed right along with her, but inside I was dying. But it wasn't a poisonous silence. If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed., The easiest way to make money is -create something of such value that everybody wants and go out and give and create value, the money comes automatically., I've got the guts to die. Jordan Belfort: The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive. The fucking hero I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. Jordan Belfort: I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say "You're free now!" I'm not gonna let someone, you know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin. I know, but I don't drink, remember? See, for a brief fleeting moment, I'd forgotten I was rich and I lived in a place where everything was for sale. So you listen to me and you listen well. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Naomi Lapaglia: They all want something for nothing. Jordan Belfort, Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! right? Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Alden Kupferberg, Yeah, like Buddhists. That's good for me. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: I want to make money. Jordan Belfort: More importantly, you will learn. Good! The book, motherfucker, the book! California, baby! I fucked up so bad. My name is Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: FBI! Then look no further. In fact, she's decided to throw them all away. Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? Donnie Azoff: Whose fucking teeth are you gonna knock in? I will not die sober! Captain Ted Beecham: [All at once] Jordan Belfort: I got a blinkling light because I don't have shit from you. The reason for the call today, John, is something just came across my desk, John. Jordan Belfort: They all want something for nothing. I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, If anyone over here thinks Im superficial or materialistic, go get a job at McDonalds because thats where you belong. Jordan Belfort, But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. Jordan Belfort: It'll keep you sharp between the ears. Mark Hanna: Like the whole Donnie Azoff: Is that right? [also in thoughts] That's not why I do it. In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. Sell me that pen. Oh baby. Baby, it gets worse. It wasn't even a choice. Well isn't that just fucking convenient for you! Is it Wednesday already? Hey, sweetheart! There were four right here. Donnie Azoff: They dont give a shit about money. We are here to make money! I'm constantly asking myself questions. Jordan Belfort: Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort, OK, first rule of Wall Street Nobody and I dont care if youre Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet nobody knows if a stocks going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room. I was hooked in seconds. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! Implosions are ugly. Fugayzi, fugazi. And today, you needed to clean your fishbowl, today? Brad, show them how it's done. Look, it's a figure of fucking speech, just give me the fucking Donnie Azoff: I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Wed love your help. Jordan Belfort: Hold on baby. I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish. If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of out of respect, you know? Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? Naomi Lapaglia: Watch. Does your girlfriend think youre fucking worthless loser? They're wrapped in sheets. The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. John: Stratton Oakmont. One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? Naomi Lapaglia: [Approaches the guy] Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. Ti mun bt tay vi vn ca bn bng cch tr nn giu c. [pushes him away with her legs] Come on, baby. Did you just try to kiss me, bro? Brad: You think I would let my kids near you? He actually went to law school. On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day? Thank you for your vote of confidence and welcome to the Investor's Center. You're gonna knock whose fucking teeth in? Stop that sweetie, please? Jordan Belfort : [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now. You understand? He's just warning everybody. Can fucking sell anything. Go on. I'm sober for two years, stopped my drugs, settled down with my wife and kids, and then this happens! All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Theyre not gonna dial themselves. You cleaning your fishbowl? Patrick Denham: I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Naomi Lapaglia: It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. Jordan Belfort: I keep the rhythm below the belt. Yeah, it's getting old and decrepit. There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. Go on. I got news for you. And I wanna meet Willy fuckin' Wonka, okay? You wanna know what money sounds like? I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because it's awesome. Max Belfort: That's right. But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. I got my wife checking the messages every forty-five minutes calling the office saying. That conniving twat! These little bastards were so strong I had discovered a whole new phase. Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault, The Wolf of Wall Street finds Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio at their most infectiously dynamic. Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. And then once right after lunch. Mark Hanna: I've already talked to the lawyer. Jordan Belfort: You okay? Jordan Belfort: BENI-FUCKING-HANA? Chester Ming: Donnie Azoff: I'm also Dutch, German, English. I got a couple of mil' comin' in like a week. Jordan Belfort: That spoke volumes, didnt it?, The three of us exchanged glances but said nothing. Donnie Azoff: The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket. I'm gonna take custody of the kids. Naomi Lapaglia: Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter Don't fucking dare throw that fucking water at me. Is he is he wearing a bowtie? Can I finish eating first? Technically, you do work for me. Donnie Azoff, Ill tell you what: Im never eating at Benihana again. I'm a mutt. Shit, I can sell lubes to a convent full of nuns, get 'em so horny they'll be fucking each other in the coffers. This right here is the land of opportunity. I'm pretty fucking sure. No, I don't wanna implode, sir. Jordan Belfort: Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it? The Wolf of Wall Street: Directed by Martin Scorsese. Jordan Belfort: Donnie and I were investing in a condominium complex in Venice. [pauses] You don't love me anymore, huh? Donnie Azoff: Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid, and in no time, I'll make 'em rich. We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. [voice over] The 4.95-acre equestrian estate comes with a wine cellar, a ten-stall stable, and a saltwater pool. Fucking whore. Jordan Belfort: Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Right? Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. Naomi Lapaglia: Act as if you have unmatched experience and then people will follow your advice. What are these sides? And any fines that I have to pay wouldn't be due until after I've served my term, so we'd still have plenty of money leftover. It's a woozie. Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness. Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: They're gonna need to send in the National Guard to take me out, cos I ain't going nowhere! I want you to fuck me real hard. It's fucked up. Jordan Belfort: They're fuckin' - the things they're doing now, Pops, I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level. 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Honey, you okay? The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. Power. In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. Jordan Belfort: Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran. I want to. They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., Vn ca bn l g? GODDAMN IT! You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls? [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] That's why all this confusion. I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. Jordan Belfort: Sell me that pen. Come on, baby. Its not fucking real. Mark Hanna, Gotta pump those numbers up. There is no nobility in poverty. Yeah, no. When you do something, you might fail. Feel free to reach out and connect. Hi, fellas! Every time! Jordan Belfort, When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. Jordan Belfort, I believe in total immersion, if you want to be rich, you have to program your mind to be rich. Does that ring a bell? I understand perfectly, you American shit. Gentlemen, welcome to Stratton Oakmont. Don't you wanna be my friend? Donnie. Technically, you do work for me. Donnie Azoff: But, But what was wrong with that? Robbie Feinberg, the Pinhead, took five years to finish high school. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Luckily we're in first class. Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, didn't even graduate. Huh? You were calling her name in your sleep! Even more fucked, is that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. So I was sellin' them shit, but the way I looked at it, the money was better off in my pocket. You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. Oh, my God. Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran Stratton-Oakmont, a Long Island-based pump and dump that . And particularly troublesome. Donnie Azoff: In fact, you never did anything wrong in the first place. What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over? You know, just people say shit. But, you drink enough and you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up? Oh, Jesus Christ. I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? The Wolf Of Wall Street earned five Oscar . And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Turns out all the FBI really wants from me is to cooperate. All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. It recounts Belfort's perspective on his career as a stockbroker in New York City and how his firm, Stratton Oakmont, engaged in rampant . Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Venice. What the fuck is wrong with you? Once in the morning, right after I work out. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, now you're an aspiring landscape architect. Jordan Belfort: [Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest] Movie Info. And you know what else? Mark Hanna: No, they're not retarded or anything like that Jordan Belfort: Because if I do decide to cooperate I might only looking at four short years. I can sell anything. Jordan Belfort: From movie lovers to businessmen alike The Wolf of Wall Street is arguably one of the most iconic films of the 21st century. Trust me. Patrick Denham: Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. Sell that. Jordan Belfort: Give him time. Explains you. I fucking hate you, Jordan! Its a whazy. He was making so much money selling Quaaludes that he become the Quaalude King of Bayside. I mean, when she married me she knew what she was getting into, didnt she? Or maybe manipulate events are the more appropriate words. [narration] Jordan Belfort: Coming Soon. You can't even buy them anymore. Huh? Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. Righto, Jean, that'll be great Cheerio! She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants. That's the fuckin' point. Naomi Lapaglia: And you know something else, Daddy? I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. They're not buying shit. There is no such thing as bad publicity. Integrity. The movie depicts Jordan Belforts reckless adventures from his rise to a wealthy stockbroker to his seduction and free-fall into corruption, drug abuse, excess and ultimately imprisonment. And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful., You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? Benihana Beni-fucking-hana? If you agree to the divorce right now, I will allow visitation. Okay? [narration] Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think. A New York stockbroker refuses to cooperate in a large securities fraud case involving corruption on Wall Street, corporate banking world and mob infiltration. Jordan Belfort: I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Brad: Something about laundering drug money through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki, you know the founder of Benihanna. Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Jordan Belfort: Sweetheart, you should be happy for the both of us. Donnie Azoff: No it's not like that. Let me tell you something else. Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style. You be telephone fucking terrorists! Get off. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. So I was a little surprised you asked Christie for my number. Oh, I'm good with water for now. Naomi Lapaglia: The jet skis just went overboard! You can give generously to your church or political party of your choice. Jordan Belfort, You wanna know what money sounds like? Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling? Some of these girls, you should see them. Mark Hanna, One thing I can promise you is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners, I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few. Jordan Belfort, Just like that I made two grand, the other guys looked at me like I just discovered fire. Jordan Belfort, You know, just people say s**t. I dont even know.
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