It really lets me get to know you. She promptly borrowed $1 to help with the waitresses tip(This part I'm not being sarcastic about) All in all it was a night I'll remember forever (as the lowest point in "family outing"history, except for that time my mom dragged me to a church thing on the concept of truth.) 20 min ago Some of my pages have stuff written in to make search engines recognize me, but it doesn't seem to be working. People need to make the time to waste time. Speaking of virtual pets, I'm revamping the ones on this site. You could travel in a straight line at the speed of light for a million years and all you'd prove is that the universe is really, really big. Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. Maybe the evil little faeries with the sharp little teeth have put their evil faerie dust on my computer. And she doesn't even LIKE carrots! I'm so very, very tired. Honestly, the more time I waste playing the game, the less time I'll work on this site and the less stuff you gotta read. Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. How did you do that. Air pressure. Someone did something incredbly stupid, but because they were powerful, everone acted like it was a stroke of genius. So when you kill, or whatever, in the game, you are actually ending life somewhere in the universe. I don't exactly know where it isoh, well. If you don't like it, start your own longest text ever. Okay, quote is done. It was inspired, in part, by my sheer and utter boredom. *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) But untill that day, the concept of the smoke detector is useless. )so you can travel to the 5th Dimension like our scientists almost did. In any case, she is clearly insane. theni got to go stand while people said a lot of stuff. Code 452 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paperclips (ME!!!) Now I'm back. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. I got to go to a huge library, and see Terminator 3 at the local theater. There is a world where you were never born. You are deviousI give you that. I love the little tacos, I love them good! If (and this is a big if) the world DOES survive, we can beg them for food, oxygen and other supplies. What's that? Which is exactly what it gets. In any case, wouldn't the blinkie light help night-vision cameras see in the dark? I'm back! Well. I bet it does. There is a world where you are a faerie. All because YOU tried to convince me that I was crazy. *waits for readers to become insanely jealous* Yep, that's right, a bar with a pool table! Not one of those bargain ones anyone can find at your local topic discount outlet store. We have ZIM, neopets, music, and much, much, more. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips (me again!) Why can't I? Below is an example of a reply email stating that you have received the email. All this information and more is yours for the low, low price of 5 payments of $29.99! I have three very hard academic classes. I know. Maybe I should start on a boring disclaimerEh-hem. Why am I writing? There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. It makes sense, though. I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. I can appreciate a spiffy black outfit as much as the next person, but everytime I consider actually buying clothes for aesthetic value, I think about how I could better spend my money. To pour your heart and soul into a passage, and have everyone ignore it. It feels unstoppable, and then it stops. I'm baaaaa-ack! Remember, e-mail psopc@flaming-chickens.com the much needed suppliesif that is possible. They just like how I know lots of pointless laws and random facts. What must I do to rise above obscurity? (it's edited, of course, to stay PG13**** signifies a random naugty word:)) "HEY, DOG ENTITY! You CANNOT DENY it! well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. I've always known that I was weird, that's always been a given. I'm tired. Nor can I find it on any search engines. I sincerely appologize if anyone is offended by my view of memorization. That was the high point of the entire trip. But, whatever. If you expect nothing, and get nothing, you feel nothing. You don't know either? I SEE YOUR GAME! I have an extra-special rant for you all today, to celebrate the new domain name! I salute those people. Because there are an infinite number of people on either side of the spectrum. It just seems extremly weird (and worthy of mentioning) that this semi-important guy from Kansas believes in a "vast breakfast food conspiracy". I spend from 8-5 doing what everyone else wants. 5 Wonderfully Long Literary Sentences by Samuel Beckett, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald & Other Masters of the Run-On, Seven Tips From William Faulkner on How to Write Fiction, William Faulkner Reads from As I Lay Dying, Josh Jonesis a writer and musician based in Durham, NC. Well, at least she knows that slaves were involved in the war. Would it vary? I'm back. thank you always. It was down for a whole day or so 'cause of all the traffic I got from my new quizes. My calculator is nifty. Of course, when I next saw my Mom, she retold the story to me, several times. Only if I had multiple personalities. Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. Although I tell you she can't possibly be normal, since she hangs out with me. Hi, I'm back. What a crazy idea. There's more! The answer is still infinity. However, I am currently content to just sit here and type. No, we got the greatest family outing of all. You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! Every single person you know could just be figments of your imagination, you could even be in a crazy house! I won't be able to feed my various imaginary pets and friends their beloved imaginary food! The events of Neo's dream unfold. There are now longer sentences in English writing. I worked sorta hard on this. Then, some fasion bimbo went on a fasionable safarii to get some fasionable furs, or whatever. Right now, I'm just typing so that no one can say that I've been slacking off. Using my philosopy, that EVERYTHING exists because the universe is infinitewellthink about it. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. But studying the way that Faulkner wrote when he turned to the subjects he knew best provides an object lesson on how powerful a literary resource intimacy can be. How did Faulkner pull it off? is a question many a fledgling writer has asked themselves while struggling through a period of apprenticeship like that novelist John Barth describes in his 1999 talk My Faulkner. Barthreorchestrated his literary heroes, he says, in search of my writerly selfdownloading my innumerable predecessors as only an insatiable green apprentice can. Surely a great many writers can relate when Barth says, it was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. For many a writer, the Faulknerian sentence is an irresistible labyrinth. It tooked about envelooping (enveloping) cracked nuts and parables. So she decided on a salad, only to discover that they didn't have her favorite salad dressing. Do you care? His syntax has a way of weaving itself into the unconscious, emerging as fair to middling imitation. E-mail. I don't want a full year of work. I hope not. School children won't be able to correctly identify the color of a zebra. Ain't it nifty? I wrote about furby, and how it was fun to watch it die. Or have I been doing that too much lately? Creepy. yeah. I can't believe I'm bothering to do this. By the time you're eighty, you'll have enough ear jewelry to open up your own jewelry shop. Login Sign up. When she came back, 'lo and behold, she had a tan. This morning, my Mom came home from work. Unless, of course, the government was smart enough to have cameras without the blinkie light. RANDOM PERSON: *head explouding from sheer insanity* As you can see, I was a very weird child (this happened in elementary schooluhexcept for that head-explouding part). Seeyahmmm..I wonder if there's subliminal stuff in my computerI'm back. It was as if it had been just sitting therewaiting for me to discover it. And do I ever have a topic today! She tracks the feather smell all over the house, and goes crazy whenever I take it out of my pocket. Now, wasn't that a fun list!? Waitaren't I already doing that? That's the point you're trying to get across? Anyway, gotta go! The very next day, she decided that we were going north, after all. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. Now, you may be wondering what is so terrifying about a small, white, feather. but they did not give the award because i was a kid :C, @arkin It is supposedly the worlds longest published novel in English at 2.5 million words. It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. I am going to start a protest group. But, you should know that, since you like reading. These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. But then, I'm meand you're you. I don't think there actually are any. Did I resume asking retorical questions? Well, I better leave before I go on and on about more "reality" theories. I think that such gender-specific torture should be deemed inhumane and abolished from our great societyof flaming chickens. I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! Sothe plan is going to fail. I also am psyco-analyzing myself a lot todayhmmmmI'm even saying "hmmmmm" a lot. WARNING: Leave food sit in an open, well-venilated spot for a week before eating. That's talent. To think, YOU are trying to tell ME that YOU aren't here. And I feel that it's time for a FAKE commercial break, for the highly informed, obviously brain-dead consumer. *blinks* And I STILL can't remember what else I was gonna say to you people. Even the air is conspiring to squish me! I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. We become indebted to. Unfortunalty, several of those reasons LEGITAMITLY apply to a certain activity I do every Tuesday, which WILL NOT BE NAMED HERE LEST I GIVE IT POWER OVER ME! Soair pressure can be a good thing. The little counter at the bottom keeps going up? The last day, we were deciding where to eat. All the good possibilities effectivly cancel out the bad ones, leaving the sum total of you and your counterparts experiences as nothing. I'm just rambling. I thought you were gonna stay here and keep me company?! Would they dry into raisins? What has the world come to? OkayI'm back. If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. We could all breath a sigh of relief as parents kept their children inside, away from the evil truck drivers and near the T.V. Woooo! Start typing without any idea about what it is I intend to say. It makes me sad*sniffle* WellI feel better now. The longest sentence in the world is currently being served by Charles Scott Robinson, who is serving a sentence of life without parole in the United States. That means I take four classes this semester and four different classes next year. You knowI enjoy having these conversations with you. Help me! are completly accidental and are not the fault/responsibility of the creators. Fire is good. Not even my friends*sniffle* The just ignore this poor, pathetic little page. The PSOA have been whole-heartedly working for you, and what have you done for them? The movie ends with him in a coma. Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all). The huge run-on sentence consists of 1,288 words and countless clauses. HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. For more information, e-mail EnpuUnknown@msn.com Wellseeya! Right? Trinity, who is of course outside of the Matrix, knows this and chooses to enter the Matrix to save the day. Needless to say, we ignored her. I'm going, you're on you're own! I few months ago I saw a movie about that. And absolutly NO air-pressure. Then you'll see these cute little "days-of-the-week" earrings at the mall, and you'll just have to get a few sets, just in case you lose some. "angry mob form"? Did you know that I now possess a DOMAIN NAME? Your subconsious mind acts on whatever it is told. Now I have decided to go for a world record. | 14.35 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. THAT IS ALL. Or what if you took big ol' slobbery licks? Im gonna start quoting from the Flaming Chicken Handbook! And then go door to door distributing it. of toilet paper, to do everything. Get the free Lil' Ball for your traveling needs! Dum-B-Gon stimulates brain activity, making you up to 10 times smarter! If you're awake to hear it, chances are that you've already noticed the smoke, fire and eminent danger. But the secret doesn't exist so they are stupid. You'd have to find the end, of course. It's strange. It'd be cool. When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! Sorry if I complained a lot. See, very weird. For instance, I wrote: "I am the Crazy Taco! while others are thinking "Who's John F. *sniffle* i do, too. The number of characters in the longest word is also shown. Just like a real psychologist. Completly defeated, I told her that it was the religion she practiced every Sunday when she went with her friends to church. Unsubscribe at any time. And John F. Kennedy (JFK) was an alien bent on global domination. When you look at them they are identical to the evil little Cheez-Its. 5000 hits! Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. There may also be evil little links that are designed to confuse you. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. I mean, I've been doing this much, much longer than the other person. Did you really think I'd give you guys my ADDRESS? I'll add that to the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK. There was something else I had to tell you loyal *cricket chirps, someone coughs* fans. Or not. For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. *gigles* It milght have been a sugar rush 'cause now we're having a sugar crash. I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) Either way, Kodak is undeniably evil. Apparantly Grape Pie isn't mainstream, but it has existed for some time. ", and translated it to German. 0 . I made a virtual pet for it. My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. *gagged reader glares* What's that? I'm back again! AS soon as you're pierced, you have to buy "starter" earrings. People just don't realize that their almonds and mixed nuts may be having depression and other problems. Wellbetter go before one of my two and half sane readers falls asleep:) Seeya! I don't know if Iraq even existed in the Civil War Era! It doesn't matter. We believe that this is the longest single sentence in . Okay. You say it didn't let you out? So he kept her out of the Matrix, and she saw the problem, and entered the Matrix to fix it. I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" Maybe I'd seen it before, and that's where I got the idea. Who'da thought it? It's an honest question as I fear that my non-gender specific sibling is weird. Why do I have to work year round? The whole meal thing was about the only interesting thing to happen during the week. Then it would be okay. No one has even bothered to e-mail them to me*sniffle*. Every fantasy the human mind has concieved exist at some place in the universe. What if the smoke detectors have tiny litte cameras in them? Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. So, everyone went to the beach and got tans. 'a' being the shortest side, 'b' being the middle side and 'c' being the longest side of a right angled triangle. I'm back. ME: Yeah, but I told her that she'd be a terible ruler. And I feel weird! Maybe I should just give up. While. And I only took the quiz once, too. But they really were'nt buffoal wings 'cause buffalo's don't have wingscause they come off when they are babies, JOsh says so and he must be right causse he's been having Profound Thoughts even though he cannot remember them. Okay, the whole braves thing is made up. You KNOW I ran out of imaginary money last week when I bought that imaginary country. Think about it. I can't really work on this site even though I now have a more in depth understanding of variables. I'm getting bored, so I think I'm done for the day. I'm not exactly sure what that means, but it sure is funny:) You don't agree? Is this eating up time? I know. "Yep, Bill, time to dump the arsnic in so it tastes pure!" Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Either way, I'm here. Yep that's right. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. It looks right. And so, in the interest of wasting even more time, I made a list. So, it is now up to you, the imaginary reader, to decide whether I mean probley or problemit's almost like a game! Yeaha topic would be good. So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. Never mind. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. Until thenI have absolutly no imaginary money. were stuck in here, (alone my dear) and well problem never get out so dont start to shout. Why, because they assume it's better quality. I confirmed that the Union was Northern and Free, and that the Confederacy was Southern and Slave. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. You cannot follow the vast, mind-boggling logic that is ME! Back to the present. And I can't think of anything else to do. While studying at Johns Hopkins University, Barth found himself writing about his native Eastern Shore Maryland in a pastiche style of middle Faulkner and late Joyce. He may have won some praise from a visiting young William Styron, but the finished opus didnt flyfor one thing, because Faulkner intimately knewhis Snopses and Compsons and Sartorises, as I did not know my made-up denizens of the Maryland marsh. The advice to write only what you know may not be worth much as a universal commandment. Why do weird people (myself included) obsess about monkeys? When I think of how much money people WASTE on appearences, it makes me feel like projectile vomiting. But does anyone test "pure" water? This highly experimental and abstract piece was published in a series of volumes beginning in 2007, with the final 19 volumes being published in 2008. Once upon a terribly dreadful time, there was a small cat-licking bird that lived on a lane by my house whose name was Charles just like every other soul, male or female, that lived on my smelly, stinky, orange, old, rotten, messy, busted cul-de-sac between . That would explain that annoying green little blinkie light in them. No? does not, has never, and will absolutly NOT admit to having any weaknessbesides the aformention indivduals own skin, which isn't even a weakness anyway since no representative of the Dark, Fluffier Side can BE the Patron Saint of Paperclips (Guess, whononoTHAT'S IT!) I, being weird, am pretty much immune to such expectations. But everything else I've said so far is true. Spooky, huh? BYE!!! Yes. This resourceful young vanguard of fasion decided to cover her extreme embarassment by acting like she meant to horribly damage herself. Either way, he got assasinated. Humor the crazy person, okay? The World's Longest Sentence (5237 words) by Mark Virtue (1980, aged 15) Once upon a while back there was an ambitious contortionist who made up his mind he would try to conquer the twenty-seventh highest dead volcano on Neptune, with his tongue secretly hiding behind his overweight postman's Swedish Hi-Fi set and the shoelaces of his Persian . Hits all right. Could the pop-up blocker people have chosen a better means to advertise their product? It sucked. Oh, well. It's not fair! It's an outrage! Sure, some of this "fasion" stuff is cool and all, but all it shows is that you had the three and three-quarters brain cells required to copy someone else's "look". Or maybe not. I have neither won nor lost money/neopoints. Or suffer my blindingly moronic nail messages. You got me started. I'm gonna launch THE OFFICIAL FLAMING CHICKENS LUNAR COLONY! Otherwise you'd think I was delusional, or something. Is that too much to ask? But without the bad sound track. So the (smallest number) + (middle number) = (largest number) The number 3, 4 and 5 satisfy this condition 3 + 4 = 5 because 3 = 3 x 3 = 9 4 = 4 x 4 = 16 5 = 5 x 5 = 25 and so . I learned this from my calculator. You seeknowledge is good. Here I am, trying to get a decent nights sleep and there's this green light that periodically blinks to red directly in front of me. I even impress myself. hello, I like to play Fortnite it is a really good game. Longest Sentence By Rebecca Jones, Arts Correspondent. May your day be shiney! Space is notorious for not having air. But I HATE spending three hours of every day in a "class" when everyone else's class is only an hour and a half. Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" No? I better goI think Kodak is tracing my site.I'm back now! You know the one. One method is successive iterations, such as I gotta go. Unfortuantly, we had already driven 337 miles toward our destination. Now MY brain meats feel explody. Reading requires perseverance, but once you get into the flow, its like dipping into Faulkners stream of consciousness. Still later that day, she got offended at some trivial thing and decided that we weren't going anywhere at all. She agrees, but only after seeing how important it is to him. Of course, if everything is realthen the Universe is pretty contradictory. Today, I met her arch-enemy. Like organ grinders, and the evil conspiracies. Next to the Really Big Button, of course. THe cake was good. I can't remember what I was gonna rant about. I must really be desperate for something to do. The experimental writers sentence style inspired hundreds of writers since, including Samuel Beckett, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald, James Joyce, and other masters of modern literature. I'll add a link to the main page when I get around to it. Which is why I still go to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website. Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. Just like thos so called "diet supplements" that give you a "free" sample because they know that once you try it, you'll like it so much you'll spend oodles of cash on it. Right now, my spacebar is malfunctioningthat's not goodI have to press it two or three times just to insert a freaking space. Also, I guess I still am trying to get the world record. 1,288 words and many clauses make up the lengthy run-on phrase. GeeI sure hope it wasn't poisonous. Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. I only mention this 'cause I've accidently spelled constipation instead of conspiracy a few times. After all, no one would really care if I quit updating this site. I'm gonna quit for now. A man has been recorded spending more than three hours to pronounce what is supposedly the longest word in the English language . "Purified" water. The number of licks, I mean. Here is the sum total of my group's work. Just how much time do they have on their hands. VisitMy Modern Met Media. If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? But that is false! Anyway, there's nothing wrong with reading food labels. Unfortunatly, I once again am devoid of a topic. I get done at 9:15. I feel special. I know, unlikely, huh? Wellprepare to be enlightened. I only know that I'm entertaining me, which was my original goal. This is because she memorizes the questions. *sniffle* I feel so sorry for you! Hmmmmmwhat is this world coming to? Next semester will be almost exactly like this one. I think. OrI could just continue to write about finding a topic. Oooooo! Today, I was checking out some weird news. Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. AND I DONT BLAME YOU!! Right now, I have another twenty minutes on the Internet before I'm gonna watch T.V. World's largest sentence. And still frustrated. Still no? Do not MOCK me! Okay, now I'm starting to scare myselfI'm gonna quit for today. What ever shall I do? OH, SO SPLENDID!! Oh, and don't forget to celebrate Mad Hatter Day on October the 6th. This annoyed my mother further, untill she asked, no, demanded that my father turn the car around so that we could go home. Geee.that is comforting. *sigh* I can't think of anything to write. But I'd like to take this time to thank the 2 and 1/2 people in the entire universe who have bothered to read this entire thing. But, the wings were'nt really special. My school system is stuck in the pastand formal attire meansa dressa white dress(for those you who never bothered to find outI am indeed female). Ugh. Maybe. (and redundancy!) Wellbetter goI need to plan this out moreI'm back. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. Subliminal messages are an advertising technique that puts hidden pictures and words into a main image. Megan has hair. But, believe me, it's MUCH more practical than the alternative. And if they're so poor, what possessed them to buy a monkey? Fire is my frienduntil it burns me. That's the rant of the week, month, year, whatever. Or maybe it's everybody else that's weird. Let's see: 12345! Suprised? When I start playing a game, I am on 0. Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. I needs the duct tape! It seems like blaggerent plagerism. Ooooothats a great idea! why must everyone always rhyme, why Im a poet and dont I know it? Lots of people spoke. Now, some of you are probably thinking "Gee, Really? Now, I'm not speaking from personal experience here. Makes you think that the long held belief that Kodak conspired with the JFK assasin(s) is normal. At least it's over. That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. On the way home, we had gotten approximatly 4 hours into the trip when my mother predicatably decided that we had to go back and eat at the 50th aniversary of her favorite ice cream place.
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